Welcome to the About Me page, as indispensable
to any neocities website as <!DOCTYPE html>
I'm William, but you can call me Foof and I will
often refer to myself as such. I'm an unemployed critter from South America with too much free time on my hands which culminated in this website being born, and you being here to read all about me!
I'm not exactly social, but I'm not a hermit. I'm mostly solitary only because of my peculiarities, because I will talk my head off when given the chance.. I will rarely talk to people IRL and currently get most of my socialization through my friends on the interweb who I love very much! I've been on the internet since a very young age, so that's part of it too.
Above everything I'm a lover- I love nature, I love people, I love the world and I love to love. I'm very passionate about what's in my heart and I can dedicate a lot of my time to my craft, whatever it may be at the time. This has the unintended effect where I couldn't care less about anything that fails to appeal to me and this made me have a pretty hard time in school. Many such cases
I would say I'm fairly honest, but not as an excuse to be mean. I speak my mind but I always try to be patient and kind when there's no reason not to be. I don't understand people who are unnecessarily n freely crass and rude to peoples' faces, because once you try, it is very easy to be nice and if anything it will bring kindness back to you.
I went to a private catholic school for a lot of my life which I kinda hated, and transferred to a public school near the start of highschool. Like I said I didn't have many friends (specially not after transferring, in fact I kinda had none at that point) and I'd sit in the very back of the classroom drawing instead of paying attention, and on recess/break I'd sit in the hallway drawing more or hide in the bathroom to listen to music. My favorite subject was and still is biology and for a long time I wanted to work in that field (particularly zoology or marine biology) but nowadays I think I will be looking into becoming a mortician AKA funeral director.
Continuing that thought, I have a lot of plans for the future. I want to move to Ireland and major in mortuary science or funeral directing, and live in (or close to) Dublin. I've still got a way to go until that dream is realized but hey hope is the last one to die
I'm hopeful and a dreamer, but I wouldn't consider myself optimistic or pessimistic, I'm realistic. I grasp the amount of work I'm gonna have to put into it to get what I want in life, and I try not to let it overwhelm me into doom nor overblow my ego. It's not impossible, but it's not certain, it's just hard. And I'm willing to put in the work. Ya get what I mean
Other than that shtuff about my personality and whatever, I have a beautiful daughter (cat) named Lola. She is a calico and I love her a whole lot. At the moment of writing this, she is laying on my chest (which is making it a little hard to see the screen but it's okay). I've had a few pets in my lifetime, mostly in my childhood - a fish, a dog, some cats, a hamster ... But Lola is all I have right now and I'm good with that!
In the future I would love to keep a lot of fishies in nice aquariums. Or keep tarantulas, hissing cockroaches, snakes, lizards... I like weird little guys. I would love to have an argentine tegu too, but they're a whole lot of work
Read all this and still not satisfied?
Facts about me:
- I USE THE INTERNET TO HINT AT MY RICH INNER WORLD.
- THERE'S NOT A SINGLE THING I DON'T EXCEL AT.
- I WILL NEVER DIE.
- I BELIEVE IN LOVE.
- I AM A BAD PERSON, AND THAT'S WHY GOOD THINGS HAPPEN TO ME.
- I MASTURBATE TO MOUNTAIN LANDSCAPES.
- IT IS WHAT IT IS.
- THE TIME WILL PASS ANYWAY.
- WE BALL.